Hard and Crusty.

Get a better job. Save more money. Use your college degree. Shed this weight. Get her back. Stop eating fast food. Stop watching TV. Write my book. Finish my album. Run that marathon. Pass my class. Don't get fired. Stop reading Facebook. You are in or graduated college. You are very fancy and have an exceptionally high standard for yourself. The world is your Play-Doh. And you're right, it is, but it's like a 4.54 billion year old piece of Play-Doh, it's hard, crusty, and won't budge. Everything mentioned above would take at least a month of effort, either getting rid of, or creating a habit. You can't write with both hands at once. You probably can't break more than one habit at a time either. You've got time. Just chill out dude.